{"product_id":"unisex-softstyle-t-shirt-3","title":"Not Your Friend Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex-1 flex flex-col px-4 max-w-3xl mx-auto w-full pt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv role=\"feed\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv role=\"article\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group group\/message-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"contents\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group relative relative pb-[var(--msg-assistant-pb,0.75rem)]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"font-claude-response relative leading-[1.65rem] [\u0026amp;_pre\u0026gt;div]:bg-bg-000\/50 [\u0026amp;_pre\u0026gt;div]:border-0.5 [\u0026amp;_pre\u0026gt;div]:border-border-400 [\u0026amp;_.ignore-pre-bg\u0026gt;div]:bg-transparent [\u0026amp;_.standard-markdown_:is(p,blockquote,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6)]:pl-2 [\u0026amp;_.standard-markdown_:is(p,blockquote,ul,ol,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6)]:pr-8 [\u0026amp;_.progressive-markdown_:is(p,blockquote,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6)]:pl-2 [\u0026amp;_.progressive-markdown_:is(p,blockquote,ul,ol,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6)]:pr-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3 [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*:last-child]:mb-0 print:block print:[\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*_+_*]:mt-3 standard-markdown\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'm not your friend and I don't care about your cats.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBoundaries look good on you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFor the coworker who mistakes small talk for closeness, one desk over. You're not rude — you're just here to work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAvailable in natural, grey, and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFabric \u0026amp; fit:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton\/poly blends), classic unisex fit, reinforced shoulders, no side seams for a smoother finish, ribbed collar that won't curl. Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX® certified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: white may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":52213482946776,"sku":"14356231782412580619","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52213482979544,"sku":"14204774327495350764","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":52213483012312,"sku":"46184928936833882903","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":52213483045080,"sku":"94610458925821698224","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52213483077848,"sku":"76452478739529398186","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":52213483110616,"sku":"14514955321101696851","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52213483143384,"sku":"11997591062084791631","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":52213483176152,"sku":"12507959726746085569","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52213483208920,"sku":"80459599918863755896","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":52213483241688,"sku":"19261036818573597443","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":52213483274456,"sku":"23792305949222880986","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52213483307224,"sku":"30194220687345472910","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":52213483339992,"sku":"23112106327771248142","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0833\/9986\/8632\/files\/11961542209810251118_2048.jpg?v=1786349125","url":"https:\/\/shopvezka.com\/products\/unisex-softstyle-t-shirt-3","provider":"Vezka","version":"1.0","type":"link"}